Men are like..

today, I checked my emails.
and saw this one from Samuel.
It's one about SAD facts about Men.
Guys, Don't take offence.
It's just something for laughs.
Here goes...

1. Men are like Laxatives; they irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas; the older they get, the less firm they become.
3. Men are like Weather; nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders; you need one but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate bars; Sweet, Smooth and they usually head for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials; you can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Departmental stores; their clothes are usually 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government bonds; they take so looooong to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara; they run at the first sight of emotions.
10. Men are like Popcorn; they satisfy you, but only for a short while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms; you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps; Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots; all the good ones have been taken, and the rest are handicapped.

It's really just for laughs :))
seriously no offence to the MEN.